Elaine Carroll

likes: comedy, improv, yoga, pets, film making, acting, writing.

dislikes: bill pullman

I live in w'burg and am 1/5th of the sketch group dutch west

I'm friendly too. it's elainemcarroll at gmail yada yada yada

The last two lines of dialogue I'm memorizing for an audition tomorrow

  • Will: I need to provide for my family.
  • Emma: Provide what? The understanding that nothing is more important than money? Or the idea that the only life worth living is one that you're passionate about?
I’m not really an impressions kind of a performer, but I had to put this together as part of a larger project.  So here you have it - the Olsen twins.

Pride with Bleach.  Filmed this last summer for SuperDeluxe and it never made it to air.  I wonder why.

dutchwest:

The latest sketch!

animation courtesy of the uncannily talented Mike Parker

  • Me: So universe, any chance you could throw me that bone?
  • Universe: Bone? Oh, the bone. Right, right. Listen, I don't have it on me today, but -
  • Me: It's cool, it's cool. Just, y'know, whenever you can I guess.
  • Universe: Totally, E, you know I'm good for it, right?
  • Me: Yeah... yeah, I know.
I WANT TO KNOW LOVE LIKE THIS!

The best response... ever

Original Message:
From: (Redacted) Date: Thu, Jul 17, 2008 at 2:19 AM
Subject: Filming on “Halo: Crime Scene Investigator”
To: dutchwest at gmail

Hello, I’ve been with DW close to its beginning on the web, and I’ve always liked your filming however in the past few months you have gotten more professional, which is good and bad. However I was wondering if one of you could list an overview of what you used to get that look? I’m an independent film maker and I always like to know how people come up with their desired effects, obviously I don’t expect a tutorial or a how to, was just wondering, would be awesome if you guys could do this, just maybe list what lighting techniques, camera and other equipment used, brief editing techniques, obviously color corrections right? Just a curious party I guess who loves your guys work :D.

Idk if Sam remembers me but a long time ago I had some conversations with him on your forum, handle and name is Marc. We talked about me wanting to get into film and other shorts and stuff, thought it would be cool if by some miracle he remembered, anyways now I’m sounding like a crazy fan =P, thanks in advance any help you can lend.

Dutch West responds with…..

Hey Marc,

Sam Reich here, that old Dutch West guy.

Believe it or not, we shoot all of our material on the Nokia E65.  It has a 2 MP camera, which is really all you need for shooting web video.  To light, we use the headlights of Josh’s dad’s Jeep Grand Cherokee.  To edit, we send the footage over to a witch doctor, who’s responsible for most of that high production value look, although he does demand the occasional sacrifice.

A word of advice: don’t tell someone their work is “good and bad” and then ask them to reveal their secrets.  Unless of course you want to be our next sacrifice.

Get busy livin’ or get busy bloggin’.

Elaine (via samreich)

That might now be my favorite quote of all time.

(And as a side note can I just say Im so glad that we have the internet so that we all have a forum to express how much we hate the internet)

(via stokan)

Andy nailed it.  Happy Burfday, buddy.

My response to why I don’t blog that often, followed immediately by Sam saying, “Oh my god I’m gonna blog that right now.”  And I hope you appreciate the irony of me blogging and reblogging all of this.

Dear universe...

Throw me a bone!

Thank you.

How can so many books get away with being so shitty?  At Barnes and Noble, reading up on improv, and came across this gem.  It’s about as legit as the zombie kids on the cover suggest.
How can so many books get away with being so shitty?  At Barnes and Noble, reading up on improv, and came across this gem.  It’s about as legit as the zombie kids on the cover suggest.